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Post by mourinho on Mar 6, 2007 17:10:54 GMT
I am pleased to see that Mr Forsey has adopted my managerial techniques unlike Wenger, Benitez & Trevitt! Mr Forsey obviously knows that I am a special one and that I am the best manager in the world thats why he studies my techniques.
Likee duplicating my Untouchables!
Having certain untouchables in your team can only fail to motivate the said untouchables, cause division in your squad and make your team unable to win a league that had your name all over it, exactly the same things that has happened to Mr Forsey's & my own team. The continuing under performance of Baggins & Mudboy are similar to that of Sheva & Ballack. I now see Mr Forsey and I have many similarities maybe one day he can be Dorsets Special One!
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Post by wrong 1 on Mar 7, 2007 14:28:22 GMT
kingston lacey manager must be the chosing one,hes not on hear praising himself up hes just getting on with winning the league unlike your bigheaded self.
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Post by tool on Mar 7, 2007 16:52:38 GMT
What I suprise with posts like that your a Lacey supporter. Hanging around with all those cows seems to have dulled your intelligence, actually I guess thats probably down to the fact that your uncle is your dad! If either of those were not the case you'd probably have the intelligence to realise that the post preceeding yours wasnt written by the Harbourview Manager and he wasnt blowing his own trumpet... it was a joke. So why dont you stay off the internet and get back to farmyard. It seems the concept of internet banter is far too advanced for your in-bred brain to comprehend  |
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Post by number 17 on Mar 11, 2007 18:42:23 GMT
as a player for the future league winners, i would just like to say that our name is actually spely Kingston LACY F.C. (no E after the C). see you guys in the dorset minor cup final. prepare to lose the only chance you have of getting any silverware this season.
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Post by tool on Mar 12, 2007 10:25:06 GMT
Wow thanks for the grammar lesson number 17 so kind of you to point it out. Unfortunately local spellings of regional outposts aren't high on my agenda. But maybe learning how to SPELY instead of spending all your time stroking off pigs should feature on yours |
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Post by ringo on Mar 12, 2007 22:29:42 GMT
Good to see we have the chance to take some silverware this season.. With Lacy set to win the league we are out to stop them getting the double.. Roll on the Harbour View..
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Post by dreamer on Mar 12, 2007 22:36:12 GMT
i wouldnt say (have a chance) no chance seems to be the correct saying ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by number 17 on Mar 15, 2007 13:06:08 GMT
sorry tool, altho u must have enough time on your hands to go through my post for spelling errors, i would suggest you dabble your hand into the the busy bustling... ahem... "village" that kingston lacy is.
and im sorry to point it out, but since when was harbour view (is it even a place??!) the hubub of civilisation??
answers on a postcard to:
kingston lacy f.c.
dorset division 4 and dorset minor cup double winners
pamphill
dorset
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Post by the gaffer on Mar 16, 2007 16:52:29 GMT
hello there kingston lacy i am gary forsey the manager of harbour view, and i would like to say that im looking foward to the cup final . it certainly will be interesting.. but aside from that matter, i will be be playing at the back and if any of u little boys would like to cherp up to me face to face, ill gouge your Bleep eyes out ( seriously please do) ... oh and by the way were looking foward to seeing the player who gobbed of one of the plyers wifes on the side line last time, hes in for a nice shock either in the game or more than likely afterwards so word of advice yes u arnt a bad side but dont give it the hard on cuz thats wot my boys sre itching for .. Bleep muppets
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Post by number 17 on Mar 16, 2007 20:28:18 GMT
hello gary, we all know who u are. sounds like ur itching to play us... do us all a favour and make sure u get some half decent results in the rest of the season so we can play u agen next year. and as for threatening someone over the internet, we will see on cup final day who is the bigger and better footballing team, u give it as mouth mouth as any other player in the league, so we will see what happens on the 3rd of february. very professional from a manager!
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Post by the real gaffer on Mar 18, 2007 15:39:45 GMT
hi there i dont know whos imposting as me but that last link wasnt me , personnaly i agrre with some of that was said, but wasnt me ...anyway as to the lacy player i dont care whos the better footballing side were hardly barcelona are we and as for the" not proffessional for a manager comment" , have a word with yourself we playing saturday dorset football not la liga
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Post by number 17 on Mar 18, 2007 20:04:59 GMT
apologies if that wasnt u then gary. true, we are not playing la liga, as we are in england! but i see, will hopefully be a good game taken in the true spirit of a final. good luck to u for the rest of the season, i look forward to possibly playing against u next year in divvy 3.
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Post by full of it on Mar 18, 2007 20:29:45 GMT
Harbourview u come on hear with ur political bulls**t having a pop at everyone who has an opinion against ur club and now u go on the defence blaming the league u play in is junk,well take a reality check and realize ur a bad team in a sh**e league who lost to sturs 52nd string...tools...
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Post by tool on Mar 19, 2007 11:09:01 GMT
What a bunch of.......
First of all "Full of It" why don't you do one! No-one is going on about politics you clown, why don't you save your brain cells. Counting all Stur's 52 teams probably gave you a migraine
Number 17 No-one said that Harbour View was a HUBUB? of civilization. In fact the only person stupid enough to come to that conclusion would be you. So why don't you take your dorset division 4 and dorset minor cup silverware out with you on a night out in Pamphill and if your lucky enough you and your teammate's might impress a couple of sheep and have yourself some fun!
As for you Gaffer, I expect you'd find it difficult gouging the peel off an orange( Orange Get it?) Why don't you concentrate on only managing to give away one goal a week instead of your customary 2. Fair point you are only taking part in Saturday football not la liga, but something tells me you'd struggle to manage stroking yourself off let alone a football team!
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Post by HVDFC on Mar 19, 2007 13:46:08 GMT
Turning On Our Own Manager Is Not The Way That We Are Going To Beat These Lacy Children! Cant Wait To Give Them A Good Kicking On The 3rd April... Roll On Harbour View
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Post by tool on Mar 19, 2007 14:26:05 GMT
Who said I even play for you!
Do I need to say it?
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Post by ranjee punjab on Mar 20, 2007 21:50:25 GMT
bbb why dont u come round my house in that sailors outfit u like to wear ( or maybe the cobs stiffs team strip ) and let me ride the bleep out of your big ass while i wrap u in ceelofain and gimp u up like the village bike u are ...p.s bring dpl and geee man so i can ride the Bleep out of them too while they wear nappies and dummies and thumb each other
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Post by gman on Mar 21, 2007 11:56:38 GMT
Forsey, you listen and you listen good. Unless you want me and Grant to come round and sort you out a-la Jonny Allen, I suggest you button it! Leave me and my players out of your small-time business, amateur! Now get back to guiding pre-season title favorite's to mid-table obscurity and do one!
You've been warned!
ps you've just blown any chance of being our water boy!
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Post by GAFFER on Mar 22, 2007 20:33:22 GMT
dearest mr g man ,
the days of yourself and grant controlling the local hoodlums and all footbaling matters in this beaufiful county disapeared a long time time ago, like the jonny allens of this world.. and quite possibily .your marbles . i am now the complete package ..the real deal some may say . a great talent ,not only a complete lover, all round footballing genius both on the field and off but.. all round ass busting nice guy loved by the pundits of footballing matters both here and abroad and still today posters of me are up in many a young girls bedroom and yes probably boys too ( but we all had our favourite football players on opur walls when we were young )....i mean lets get real now punk any one who plays bbb up front cant really know a great deal about .. well .... anything regarding football can they ? i think u should get down on your knees and beg to become my waterboy next season and i mean beg
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Post by thegaffa on Mar 23, 2007 12:22:48 GMT
I don’t know who's trying to impersonate me but I can assure you I am the real gaffa! I want to apologise to G-man who I hold in the greatest esteem. Some might say he's like a role model to me for whom I have every respect.
Since the day I decided to select Abbot to man-mark G-man in a cup semi final I realised I am tactically inept and shortly after that dark autumn afternoon when I picked Planky in the middle of the park I finally understood I’m clueless….But with the prospect of being G-mans waterboy and Higgy's glove cleaner the future is looking brighter and im hopeful I might learn a thing or two (with not knowing anything there’s bound to be an improvement)
This season has been a big disappointment. I think I believed the hype, thinking that the league was a forgone conclusion, even with BBB's excellent pre-season training, taking my players to the peak of physical condition I have managed to bungle up this season just like the others..... So right now I’m looking forward to pre-season training when I will be back doing what I do best! menial chores! G-man even told me, he will let me pick out the new waterbottles... Happy days!
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