moonboy
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Those pictures were for educational purposes!!
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Post by moonboy on Sept 27, 2006 17:20:59 GMT
How dare you BBB!!! Anyway Im far to busy trying squeeze extortionate sums of money I don't deserve out of Macca to be bothered about your opinion!
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Post by thegaffa on Sept 29, 2006 11:50:19 GMT
BBB Who do you think you are mugging off HVDFC.... Now I have disposed of the guidence of that Idiot Geoffrey my football management skills have been unleashed. I knew I should never have spent so much time with a men who has a soft spot for a homosexual pink hippo!!!. Anyway left to my own devices you can see Im a truly great manager guiding my team to victories over Athletico Chickens, The Great Gramby Town and surely a victory over FC Window Cleaners! I've even rejuvenated the careers of Heather Mills, Frodo and MudBoy  Impressive CV Isnt it. |
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Post by Planky on Oct 2, 2006 13:45:16 GMT
Afternoon my lovelies. How are you all?
Just thought that I would update my fan base on what I've been up to recently.....
During the summer I toured Europe (Well Aya Napa anyway)wheeling out my repertoire of 80's pop classics including my top 10 smash hit You Spin Me Round! It went down a storm with the locals and the tourists alike.... especially the Scandinavian contingent! I might even go back again next year.
Since my return I've had a keep a low profile. As a result of the high sun index in Cyprus A few of my cosmetically enhanced features have been damaged. So I had to step away from the lime light to recuperate and also discuss the next stage of my gender re-assignment with my consultant.
This however all changed on Saturday....
I took a phone call from my agent offering me a opportunity that I had been waiting for. Feeling suitably regenerated from my break. ...I decided to take it...
The opportunity was the long awaited chance to slip on the the boots again and get back to what I do second best!!... Playing the beautiful game... Although my comeback was low key as I decided to keep the news away from the Echo, so my full concentration was on the game in hand... Needless to say my re-integration was seamless and I'm sure my new team mates and opposition alike will all agree.... I can only describe the the felling I had stepping back out onto the pitch as something similar to the one I had when I made my first appearance on Top Of The Tops!! I suddenly felt alive again, It was like I had never been away. Even my trademark lapses in concentration came back it was a wonderful experience... Although being played at left-wing back was a somewhat humbling experience.. It was refreshing to play the game without the shackle's of celebrity status that dogged me so in the last few years of my playing career in its last incarnation. So I happily obliged. All went swimmingly!
Needless to say I felt the need to celebrate after such a landmark event so I returned to my usual haunts with my close friends and had a few drinks...Although I resisted the calls for me to perform a celebratory impromptu performance of My 80's smash hit "You Spin Me Round" In Toko..
Needless to say, word will soon spread of my comeback and I expect my fone to be red hot in the coming weeks with people offering me all kinds of lucrative opportunites..Similarly to when I made my comeback to the public eye on Celebrity Big Brother. Everyone wanted a piece of me..
But thats life as a Z list celebrity and I can assure all my fans I'm used to it, so they need not worry.
Anyway darlings I'm now running late for an appointment with my consultant so I must dash..
But I'll be in touch soon... Love you all xxx
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Post by Guest on Nov 17, 2006 20:27:40 GMT
Afternoon my lovelies. How are you all? Just thought that I would update my fan base on what I've been up to recently..... During the summer I toured Europe (Well Aya Napa anyway)wheeling out my repertoire of 80's pop classics including my top 10 smash hit You Spin Me Round! It went down a storm with the locals and the tourists alike.... especially the Scandinavian contingent! I might even go back again next year. Since my return I've had a keep a low profile. As a result of the high sun index in Cyprus A few of my cosmetically enhanced features have been damaged. So I had to step away from the lime light to recuperate and also discuss the next stage of my gender re-assignment with my consultant. This however all changed on Saturday.... I took a phone call from my agent offering me a opportunity that I had been waiting for. Feeling suitably regenerated from my break. ...I decided to take it... The opportunity was the long awaited chance to slip on the the boots again and get back to what I do second best!!... Playing the beautiful game... Although my comeback was low key as I decided to keep the news away from the Echo, so my full concentration was on the game in hand... Needless to say my re-integration was seamless and I'm sure my new team mates and opposition alike will all agree.... I can only describe the the felling I had stepping back out onto the pitch as something similar to the one I had when I made my first appearance on Top Of The Tops!! I suddenly felt alive again, It was like I had never been away. Even my trademark lapses in concentration came back it was a wonderful experience... Although being played at left-wing back was a somewhat humbling experience.. It was refreshing to play the game without the shackle's of celebrity status that dogged me so in the last few years of my playing career in its last incarnation. So I happily obliged. All went swimmingly! Needless to say I felt the need to celebrate after such a landmark event so I returned to my usual haunts with my close friends and had a few drinks...Although I resisted the calls for me to perform a celebratory impromptu performance of My 80's smash hit "You Spin Me Round" In Toko.. Needless to say, word will soon spread of my comeback and I expect my fone to be red hot in the coming weeks with people offering me all kinds of lucrative opportunites..Similarly to when I made my comeback to the public eye on Celebrity Big Brother. Everyone wanted a piece of me.. But thats life as a Z list celebrity and I can assure all my fans I'm used to it, so they need not worry. Anyway darlings I'm now running late for an appointment with my consultant so I must dash.. But I'll be in touch soon... Love you all xxx |
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Post by Guest on Nov 17, 2006 20:32:40 GMT
 not a lot happening on this subject! Have the wheels fallen off after being beaten by Kingston Lacy & Okeford Utd Res. ;D
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Post by woody0014 on Nov 20, 2006 22:05:18 GMT
HEY HEY BRADDERS IS BACK N B1TCHIN!!!!
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Post by thegaffa on Nov 23, 2006 13:29:03 GMT
Shut It Woodrow. Your not good enough to play for my allstars so dont comment on this thread!
As you all probably know, my all-stars have a massive fixture this weekend against Swanage, which could go someway to deciding the League. Of course I’m likely to bungle it up with my non-sensicle tactical decisions.... Even though my squad consists of far and away the best players in this dreadful league I am still managing to make winning it an uphill struggle even with players such as Mr Plank at my disposal.
So that has been what’s happening!! I’m useless without Geoffrey!
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Post by opponentscout on Dec 28, 2006 14:22:45 GMT
HAHA... you think you have the best players in the league... classic! although it is true that there is a three horse race for the title between yourselves, Kingston Lacy and Swanage. However, seeing as the mighty mighty Kingston Lacy are at the top during the Christmas break, one point ahead with 2 games in hand over yourselves, surely even you must be able to admit that they are sure favourites?? Maybe they will meet you in the semi final of the Minor Cup, although it would be heartbreaking for them to keep yet another clean sheet against you I am sure.
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pony
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That's Pony!!!
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Post by pony on Dec 28, 2006 17:17:09 GMT
Kingston Lacy there is a reason you went out of business the 1st time and thats cos you are PONY! Read the thread - the gaffa was stating how he would BUNGLE IT UP - hence the pic of bungle! You are a tool - DO ONE AND F*CK OFF TO THE STICKS YOU TOOL
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Post by Kingston Lacy on Jan 2, 2007 23:49:43 GMT
Hmmm, seems like a nerva has been touched here lads! Also, I'm confused, are the mighty Kingston Lacy supposed to be pony or a tool... please explain! However, you do make a good point that if we are rubbish as you claim, you must be worse as you conceded 5 and scored 0 in two games. That part of your statement must be true!
P.S. We play at the same pitch as you so can't we share the sticks together?!
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mudboy
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90's Legend
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Post by mudboy on Jan 26, 2007 14:48:09 GMT
i like to state my complete amazment at harbour views capture of darren {better than charlton} hart,this man is without doubt the best midfielder in the county so whats driven to sign for that pie eating clown forsey ,well only he knows!.Rumours are circleing that harts arrival at the view spells the end of john {the maggot} dunworths spell at the club, but if you want my opinion i think he will stay on as club bike, we all knows the hobbit only plays because he likes to wacth men getting undressed.
one more comment to make before i head of to listen to my yaz and the plastic population cd,the monkey who called in to radio 5 live yesterday likening midfield genral hart to roy keane is a sad disalutioned tool harts twice the player and ten times the man so if your going to have an opinion make it one worth listening to you Bleep!
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Post by scout007 on Jan 31, 2007 21:15:29 GMT
Well as I have been watching from afar at the stad de cob and it has come too my attention that the man they call BBB is intrested in a return to the mighty HVFC.
I believe that he has had a fall out with the gaffer, is this true? Can Bungle the gaffer forsey shed some light on this transfer speculation!
Will the goal scoring machine otherwise known as BBB be signed in time of the January transfer window?
What does the future Forsey!!!!!!!!
Thanks the Scout
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Post by the real gaffer on Feb 1, 2007 17:59:36 GMT
hello thee followers of my illustrious yet controversial career.
i am gona have to say publicly that all this transfer talk of bbb coming back to to "allstar" fold as pure paper talk. i know me and bbb are rugularly pictured socially mainly crib and bridge club on tuesdays,and in heat magazine together... and we will always remain friends. professionally though he is.... and will not be joining the allstars this window.....heart breaking i know ,but his ship has well and truelly sailed this time i have enough trouble dealing with egos of perry hoff higgins and dareen signiture turn hart or wot ever his name is this week to deal with another journey man who is far to busy mixing his time between running the line or playing for the stiffs at cob. anyway any qustions regarding my linking to ac milan or real madrid job plaese speak to my agent
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Post by On looker on Feb 2, 2007 9:23:11 GMT
you lot sound like a bunch of gay's.no wonder you play where you do
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pony
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That's Pony!!!
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Post by pony on Feb 2, 2007 12:50:15 GMT
Onlooker as you seem to know all about gays, why don't you bounce off to the triangle to enjoy the delights of the local gay community. There's my advice and you can just do one you tool!
Before you try to reply with the all too predictable "it takes one to know one" well I'm a pink my little pony for Fooks sake!!!
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Post by muppets on Feb 2, 2007 19:44:06 GMT
do you muppets even know the meaning of the phrase 'tool'. By the way u lot play shite football
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Post by NOT A LOCAL on Feb 2, 2007 22:33:28 GMT
DONT KNOW YOUR HAUNTS , HERE THE COB KEEPERIS ALLWAYS BENDING OVER ?WHATS HIS NAME
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Post by man in disguise on Feb 5, 2007 15:14:53 GMT
whats it like knowing that u lot have a very gd chance of playing in this league agen next season?
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ringo
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Post by ringo on Feb 5, 2007 20:49:07 GMT
Good to see all bar 1 of the HVFC players have made it onto the score sheet this season. 1 more goal and we reach the 100 mark in the league.....
Come on Harbour View....
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alanhansen
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You cant win the league with kids
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Post by alanhansen on Feb 11, 2007 16:26:08 GMT
Well after a terrible result in the first of thei must win games it seems the title has evaded HarbourVew. Maybe all the attention paid to unsettling other clubs players has taken the mangers eye off the ball. In what appears to be another season of mediocrity despite the playing in a standard in which my dog would would make the grade HarbourViews season looks like its going to amount to nothing. Another display of shocking defending seems to have helped the mighty Granpa's Rovers put HarbourView to the sword. Surely its time for the manager to tender his resignation? Oh well you know the saying you cant win anyhthing.... with a tool for a manager!  |
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not a lot happening on this subject!
