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Post by shawtaylor on Mar 17, 2006 16:50:25 GMT
Salutations Crime fighters
With the weekend approaching I thought Its time for our weekly debriefing.
As you will have noticed tales of drunken debauchery have been few and far between recently and I’m sure you'll agree that highlights the difference my presence has made to the local area.. With that in mind I fear this may be one of my last messages as a return to regional off-peak TV is surely imminent..
In any case now we some have eliminated some of most dangerous characters in our locality, I fear a new foe is gaining prominence.. As a sidekick to such dangerous individuals like Grandpa & the Yetti, this threat is becoming more and more prominent and shows no signs of giving the good lady folk of our county any respite.. Infact it seems this villain is ready to branch out of his native area and head for the bright lights. .......... This evil rogue goes by the name of Mud Boy and believe me poses a very, very sinister threat.
I fear not even myself and the rest of my loyal crime fighting team can bring him to rights..
Ladies be warned……….. Do not approach at any costs..
I hope you all make it through the weekend.
Yours Shaw..........
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Post by shawtaylor on Mar 31, 2006 15:38:10 GMT
Hi folks, Its time again for our weekly debriefing...
Despite my waning popularity I am still confident that a return to regional television is on the cards, especially as I have contacted Mr Zahivi agent extraordinaire and he's currently liaising with several TV Execs on my behalf…..Anyway enough of what’s going on with my resurrected TV career back to the matters in hand..
Things are gradually settling down now in our fair borough..But I must issue a warning... The felon known as Moon Boy Aka Grandpa is apparently off the leash again.. He has re-joined forces with the menace known as Mud Boy and apparently is hell bent on making up for lost time... Poole Beware.....
Also rumours have spread to me that the weird gender bender known as Burnsy is heading to the west county this weekend whether the young ladies or the young sheep are his target is at this moment unknown however natives of the land of the leek beware..
In the mean time keep your reports coming in...Our work is slowly paying dividends...
Until Next Time...You Know What To Do
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Post by big ron on Mar 31, 2006 17:32:22 GMT
shaw you've got your work cut out now that sports can have alldayers on saturdays aswell.i wish you well shaw
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