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Post by Feirn Machine on Aug 22, 2021 19:43:40 GMT
I’ve never seen a game of football end 0-3 and be unlucky for the losers, Swanage had nothing going for them, defence shocking, midfield fat and nothing to offer upfront. Just another 3 points on the road for the royals, best of luck to Swanage in the senior league next year!! Absolute joke. Swanage we’re the better team! That is clear as day. Can’t wait to play the reverse fixture and smash you UTD down a peg or two. Over weight farmers running around who are led by the fat short paddy mcguinness look a like Who you calling Paddy? I’d like to see him win 3 on the bounce with no pre season. Judging the way this comment was written it was clearly by a swanage player, and if it is, I hope you enjoy our reverse fixture as you won’t be playing us in this league for many years with the squad you’ve got haha! I’ll take anyone on in this league - tactics, ability, there is no better. Cut me and I bleed blue.
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Post by Blandford Mole on Aug 23, 2021 8:25:27 GMT
Well, here we are, another Monday morning, with another 3 points sat in the back pocket. The atmosphere surrounding BUFC is like nothing I've felt before, the feeling of belief in the squad as we go into our fourth fixture against Corfe Castle. This belief comes down to one man and one man only, Joshua 'Tactics' Feirn. Blandford are playing some of the best football the club has ever seen, Park Road will be bouncing like an Olympic trampoline come our first home game of the season. For those who haven't seen the league table, we're up there, and we are there to stay. There have been rumours as to who I am, but my identity will remain private until I am happy to reveal. Anyway, places to be people to see, keep safe, good health and Corfe Castle.........good luck.
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Post by Corfe Supporter on Aug 23, 2021 14:05:43 GMT
Well, here we are, another Monday morning, with another 3 points sat in the back pocket. The atmosphere surrounding BUFC is like nothing I've felt before, the feeling of belief in the squad as we go into our fourth fixture against Corfe Castle. This belief comes down to one man and one man only, Joshua 'Tactics' Feirn. Blandford are playing some of the best football the club has ever seen, Park Road will be bouncing like an Olympic trampoline come our first home game of the season. For those who haven't seen the league table, we're up there, and we are there to stay. There have been rumours as to who I am, but my identity will remain private until I am happy to reveal. Anyway, places to be people to see, keep safe, good health and Corfe Castle.........good luck. You boys really do need to take a long hard look at yourselves, gobbing off on here everyday, have you not got jobs? yes youve had a good start but it'll stop, it always does. I don't know who your old manager was but he would be gutted with where the club has gone since he left his position.
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Post by Luke chadwick on Aug 23, 2021 16:03:34 GMT
Well, here we are, another Monday morning, with another 3 points sat in the back pocket. The atmosphere surrounding BUFC is like nothing I've felt before, the feeling of belief in the squad as we go into our fourth fixture against Corfe Castle. This belief comes down to one man and one man only, Joshua 'Tactics' Feirn. Blandford are playing some of the best football the club has ever seen, Park Road will be bouncing like an Olympic trampoline come our first home game of the season. For those who haven't seen the league table, we're up there, and we are there to stay. There have been rumours as to who I am, but my identity will remain private until I am happy to reveal. Anyway, places to be people to see, keep safe, good health and Corfe Castle.........good luck. You boys really do need to take a long hard look at yourselves, gobbing off on here everyday, have you not got jobs? yes youve had a good start but it'll stop, it always does. I don't know who your old manager was but he would be gutted with where the club has gone since he left his position. Where the club has gone? Reached a cup final for the first time in 54 years and won the first 3 league games. Enjoy the season lads it’ll be your last in the DPL for a while.
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Post by Rowan robinson on Aug 24, 2021 9:19:25 GMT
Can’t wait to shut them over weight farmers up tonight.
Blandford have a half decent squad for once and now think they’re world beaters, well we’ll see tonight when you come to The Fortress. #VIVA
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Post by Blandford Mole on Aug 24, 2021 11:26:50 GMT
Well, Tuesday lunchtime only means one thing, I'm hungry. What's that I hear? 'Hungry for what, Blandford Mole?' 3 points, served up with a side portion of increased goal difference. Yes I'll be running the show again tonight, might bag myself a brace, might set up 3 haven't decided yet, all depends on how this ham and cheese sandwich goes down. I'll return this evening with an update on the game, over and out.
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Post by Blandford hater on Aug 24, 2021 19:47:40 GMT
Kicked lumps out of us from start to finish. The captain led by example and should’ve been sent off, elbows, late challenges the lot, disgusting player. Hopefully Merley will bring them back down to earth.
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Post by Corfe player on Aug 24, 2021 19:51:29 GMT
Kicked lumps out of us from start to finish. The captain led by example and should’ve been sent off, elbows, late challenges the lot, disgusting player. Hopefully Merley will bring them back down to earth. Never hated a team as much as Blandford. That captain for Blandford will get whats coming to him.
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Post by Tom Oliver on Aug 24, 2021 20:54:44 GMT
Kicked lumps out of us from start to finish. The captain led by example and should’ve been sent off, elbows, late challenges the lot, disgusting player. Hopefully Merley will bring them back down to earth. Never hated a team as much as Blandford. That captain for Blandford will get whats coming to him. Hahahaha see you at Park Road lads
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Post by Blandford Mole on Aug 24, 2021 21:27:26 GMT
Never hated a team as much as Blandford. That captain for Blandford will get whats coming to him. Hahahaha see you at Park Road lads Well, well, well, as I tuck into this extremely well made cup of tea I’ve had a chance to think over tonight’s game. Could have been 4-0/5-0, we controlled the game from start to finish, we almost, in a way, toy’d with our challengers until we wanted to take the lead. One BIG BIG BIG item to report is the no show from manager Josh Feirn, but I did notice that ex Royals boss Andy Sandwich was at the ground, although with a hat on to disguise as a tourist, sums up the intelligence of the man. Do we really think this is a coincidence, no Feirn but Andy Sandwich was present? Royals have had their best start to a league campaign in 74 years and it is down to the man in the hat, there’s no doubt about that. I’ll continue to keep the identity secret for now.
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Post by Jay bone on Aug 24, 2021 21:53:06 GMT
I got a floppy
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Post by Lifetime Royal on Aug 25, 2021 8:04:24 GMT
Kicked lumps out of us from start to finish. The captain led by example and should’ve been sent off, elbows, late challenges the lot, disgusting player. Hopefully Merley will bring them back down to earth. Never hated a team as much as Blandford. That captain for Blandford will get whats coming to him. Get what's coming to him? The DPL trophy in his hands at Park Road?
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Post by Castle Corfe on Aug 25, 2021 9:46:35 GMT
Worst thing about Blandford is that skinny little rake and the sticky toffee pudding that plays next to him in CM
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Post by The Real Mole on Aug 25, 2021 14:31:03 GMT
Although thy King Feirn was not present, into the castle the Blandford army stormed under the command of Prince Parky. A dominant display of free-flowing attacking football, much to the delight of the travelling fans, saw Blandford take maximum points to go top of the Dorset Premier League. Like Lady Bankes in 1645, Corfe's team were overcome by Blandford's siege exploiting the gaps in their defence. The 1-0 scoreline did no justice for the warriors in the Blandford armour, but double figures on the return fixture would cast no surprise upon the minds of spectators. We spoke to former boss Andy Salad after the game who had the following to say; 'I didn't really watch the game to be honest. I was hoping to see Robert Andre tonight to have it out over our on-going issues but that's for another day. He will eventually get what's coming to him. As for Blandford, 4 out of 4 speaks for itself and that can only come down to one thing - preparation. Without my pre-season and nurturing of the talent in the squad before the season started, this dream start would almost certainly be a nightmare. On a side note, if any club needs a physio please feel free to message me on Twitter. I've just forked out £200 on some new gear and I absolutely love giving the players a rub down after the game'.
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Post by Whack a mole on Aug 26, 2021 7:32:53 GMT
Battle of the big guns this weekend. Going with a Cobham thrashing of the pub team chicken royals aka Blanny Bumrash. They will bottle it against the mighty flights
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Post by Steven Gilbert on Aug 26, 2021 17:40:45 GMT
Let’s play guess who……..🤣🤣
So 1 embarrassing cup final appearance, 2 managers later, 4 wins from 4, best start to a season publicly stated and 26 players signed on but suddenly can’t find a side……..Enjoy the bank holiday fellas you deserve a weekend off after all that……
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Post by Martin Oliver on Aug 26, 2021 20:27:02 GMT
You’re embarrassing mr Gilbert. My son and his mates are taking the weekend off to go to the steam fair. Even though it’s not on they have a right to sit in a field. My Tom has the backing of the GDSF to make Blandford succeed Let’s play guess who……..🤣🤣 So 1 embarrassing cup final appearance, 2 managers later, 4 wins from 4, best start to a season publicly stated and 26 players signed on but suddenly can’t find a side……..Enjoy the bank holiday fellas you deserve a weekend off after all that……
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Post by Garry Manson on Aug 26, 2021 20:51:21 GMT
You’re embarrassing mr Gilbert. My son and his mates are taking the weekend off to go to the steam fair. Even though it’s not on they have a right to sit in a field. My Tom has the backing of the GDSF to make Blandford succeed Let’s play guess who……..🤣🤣 So 1 embarrassing cup final appearance, 2 managers later, 4 wins from 4, best start to a season publicly stated and 26 players signed on but suddenly can’t find a side……..Enjoy the bank holiday fellas you deserve a weekend off after all that…… I second this one Martin, Elliot has 17 toilets that need cleaning and work takes priority. See you at Park Road.
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Post by Frank webber on Aug 26, 2021 21:04:48 GMT
I’ve got Bike night down Poole Quay Saturday night so unfortunately can’t make the game.
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Throw the book at them
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Post by Throw the book at them on Aug 27, 2021 7:13:14 GMT
They seriously saying they cannot get 11 players from 26 signed on. Part of me thinks that they are missing some key players and told the back up lads that they are not good enough to face merley. Shame on you Blanny.
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