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Post by marvin gaye on Mar 27, 2006 19:45:31 GMT
i heard it on the grapevine that bournemouth sports have been a bit naughty anyone care to say anything,i mean you lot normally have plenty to say about yourselves.
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Post by pinizahavi on Mar 29, 2006 16:53:24 GMT
Obviously as this team has now dispanded I have contacted a few of the more talented players and informed them of the lucrative possibilities of playing in the soon to be Newly Reformed DPL... With some of these boys potential & My man management I believe they can go right to the very top..
Apparently my ability to tout them around the county is just on cue as some of them have mentioned to me they were becoming disillisioned playing under they're clueless manager!
Any interested clubs please make a reservation at any 5 star eaterie in South Kensington and we can talk business!
Yours Pini (Football Agent Extradinaire)
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BYE!!!
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Post by basil on Mar 30, 2006 7:47:09 GMT
Pini I am interested in becoming involved in this sh*t. How about we avoid the plush hotel and avoid all Echo reporters (who will probably be busy reporting on the trials and tribulations of life as a DPL/SWL/generally any non-league team that need a keeper and provide an alice band aka M.frampton - IT'S A HARD LIFE!!! - I feel an Oliver audition coming soon for this charlie!). Therefore I suggest we hit a local night spot that plays some live sh*t and I can nod up and down relentlessly and you can flick your finger in approval. Then we can discuss some of my players that are involved in tonights live european encounter and any players you feel cut the mustard at DPL level!
BBBYYYEEE!!!!
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Post by framo on Mar 30, 2006 9:04:03 GMT
Now Basil, firstly you do not know how hard life can be when you have grown up in an orphanage, eating porridge for breakfast, lunch and tea. Then one day I asked for more and i get booted out. I went to Hamworthy city to seek my fortune and met a right little urchin who pick pocketed anyone in the streets called Artful Dodgy Pikey
He promised me the earth and in turn took me to his hideaway named the County Ground. Here he introduced me to Brucey at his den who showed me lots of exotic jewells and gold and silver coins taken from unsuspecting mortgage novices in the big smoke (Hamworthy City). Here we had a right old laugh, singing songs skipping down the streets but one day it all got too much. Dodgy Pikey left me out in the cold and went elsewhere and evil Bill Simkin Sykes froze me out.
This was hard to take, thankfully the Echo reporters and a near neighbouring city Lymington were there to put me on the straight and narrow. Mr Brownlow Robertson was there to put an arm around the shoulder and I was all of a sudden catepolted into the 1sts, where my friends from the Echo (fellow but I hasten to say good pick pocketers were there to report on my good turn of luck). However the evil Bill Simkin Sykes felt that he had a score to settle with Mr Brownlow Robertson and stole me and Gilbert from his clutches and dragged us back to Hamworthy City. The ending is unclear at this stage.
So Basil as you can see i do not deserve my Charlie status as I have had numerous struggles in my short but eventful life. I also wear my alice band as a reminder to Nancy who risked her beautiful, yet innocent life for me to no avail.
As I said...all I wanted is more....
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Post by pinizahavi on Mar 30, 2006 10:07:15 GMT
Oh My dear Framo, worry not.
As the kitchen that is the Premier League & FIFA Displinary comittee is getting slightly to hot... I am getting out..
I will now be on hand to tout the names of numorous Big Times all around the county.. Once I have done the a few of the lads at Sports a favour by helping them find DPL clubs I will then be free to help you find as many clubs as you can possibly play for in one season...
As for you Basil... keep chirping. My agent skills arent limited to Football Im also a dab hand in Pet Owner re-assignment!
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Post by framo on Mar 30, 2006 13:01:21 GMT
Thanks Pini it's great to know that I have support from all quarters. If you can keep all bases covered I would very much appreciate it.
I am pleased that you managed to pipe basil down because he chirps up too frequently.
Going back to my situation. All I want you to do is to scour all potential clubs that will want a keeper of my stature for a maximum of 2 matches. I will be able to pick a pocket or two, try and find someone to buy my wonderful roses and consider myself as one of the family.
All I want is a happy ending
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Post by randywatson on Mar 30, 2006 13:30:58 GMT
Basil and Pini, I have a proposition for you. i here that you maybe meeting at a secret location, whilst taking in some live music, well I am here to off the services of my good self and my band Sexual Chocolate!
We have a good rapport with the audience and each other. I am the brains behind the establishment and our signature tunes are The Greatest Love of All and er The Greatest Love of All. I believe all this publicity can only help my good friend whitney with all the troubles she is experiencing at the moment.
I will be playing at a local church near you so drop in and see me drop my mike.
P.S Framo dont worry brother, you can always join Sexual Chocolate as a backing vocalist.....
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Post by marvin gaye on Mar 30, 2006 16:50:11 GMT
i heard john carter would like a bit of sexual chocolate,as he's got a whole lotta love for bournemouth sports at the moment
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Post by johnnycastle on Apr 3, 2006 11:06:14 GMT
I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer; somebody who's taught me that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them; somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be.
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Post by corfe castle on Apr 3, 2006 16:56:36 GMT
i'm in ruins
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Post by johnnycastle on Apr 4, 2006 13:56:09 GMT
You don't understand the way it is, I mean for somebody like me. Last month I'm eating Jujubes to keep alive, and this month women are stuffing diamonds in my pocket, I'm bouncing on sh*t and quick as that
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chickencottage
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Plenty of chicken to feed the family
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Post by chickencottage on Apr 4, 2006 14:12:00 GMT
Chicken Cottage serve a variety of chicken meals, burgers, chips and soft drinks to eat in or take away.
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Post by pezza on Apr 5, 2006 15:22:20 GMT
Chicken Cottage Is so good I even have some when I take a night off from feeding on the lush vegitation!
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Post by thegaffa on Apr 5, 2006 15:32:39 GMT
Is there any jobs going at chicken cottage.. Obviously at first I might struggle with having pick up pieces of chicken from a shelf and putting them in a box but im sure after a few months of training I will get my head round it.. And in any case for the rewarding career prospects that chicken village offer it will be worth it!!!!!
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Post by chickencottage on Apr 6, 2006 12:42:47 GMT
Of course gaffa there are jobs available. You need to be able to pack as many hot and spicy wings in a family bucket as you can.
Also I would like to contact Shaw to identify those culprits that were in the west country cos I loved their sh*t and hope they make a speedy return.
Todays special: 12 drummers, 3 extra large portions of chips, a sprite, a fanta and a mars bar al for £3.78
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Post by baby on Apr 6, 2006 13:02:54 GMT
I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.
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Post by roy castle on Apr 8, 2006 7:27:10 GMT
how's the preperation for the (chuckle) bankes cup going then sports,hope you've got dedication! the race for promotion from div 4 is gonna go down to the wire.as you wacky lot say keep em peeled
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Post by pinizahavi on Apr 11, 2006 11:31:20 GMT
Hey Max... what are you doing...
I've heard on the grape vine you've played for Hamworthy 3 games running whats going on?... What happened to our deal?
I thought you wanted me to make you the non-league John Burridge.....
Look its ok you still havent signed forms for a western or a hampshire league team. We can still get you two more teams before the end of the season come on what do you say? Dont let Evil Simkin Sykes fool you.. if you dont listen to my advice you be back in the footballing journeymans orphanage having slop in a bowl for dinner, quicker than you can say, please sir can I have some more
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Post by bbb on Apr 19, 2006 13:33:25 GMT
The question should be chuckle brother... you tool.. Is hows your league campaign going in Pony division 4!
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Post by chuckle chuckle brother on Apr 20, 2006 15:19:27 GMT
none of you're buisness flower,how's the friendlies and the(ha ha) bankes cup?
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